White 99 and Stardawg blend to create a powerful Sativa that increases focus while still reducing stress. Citrus notes combine with floral and natural aromas including sandalwood, balsam, and poplar. This strain is great for daytime focus but should be avoided by those patients prone to paranoia.
L (verified owner) –
’99 PROBLEMS,’ IS THE BEST SO FAR!! I am a REAL CUSTOMER, a military veteran, who enjoys a good smoke from old-school marijuana. I have searched numerous dispensaries and tried many different strains of buds in Florida. To my disappointment, there’s not much good stuff out here for people like me, who prefer recreational weed.. However, 99 PROBLEMS strain from Grow Healthy is FANTASTIC and is the closest Sativa potent smoke I have found thus far to what I am looking for..
Lee (verified owner) –
Amazing strain… Does everything i need it to. Great taste, heavy euphoria and energizing. Definitely my favorite strain as of right now. 99 Problems gave me zero problems. Perfect grow of a perfect strain.
ricky –
Really good fresh buds ? service good to
Chris (verified owner) –
This is some bad Ass S#^!
First time to Grow Healthy and this is my new dispensary. It don’t get any better.
Albud420 (verified owner) –
Can’t compare with Grow healthy quality,99 problems is great ?
Michael Macaulay Birks (verified owner) –
Outstanding sativa, hyper focused yet a bit of a head buzz, reccomend 100,,,Grow Healthy has the best flower in Orlando, hands down
Wayne STIRLING Wright (verified owner) –
Grow Healthy continues to impress with high THC and just the right growing and curing.
99Problems at 30% THC gets the just job done. This should be the standard in all companies! Consistent and long lasting. OCALA Grow Healthy continues to impress with the selections.
I’ma fan!!!
Michael Macaulay Birks (verified owner) –
outstanding @ 27% THC, seems better than the last time at 34%….by far best dispensary in Orlando, If they carried crumble I’d never go anywhere else
J Spence (verified owner) –
Sorry I take 5⭐️ reviews very seriously but if possible I would’ve given this a 4.75⭐️ rating. The strains that make up 99 Problems are not nearly as good on their own but combined, OMG!! Quickly became one of my top 3
michael stephen persan –
nice!!!!!!!!!!!
Don (verified owner) –
What they said. I’ll be back.
Dar Garbo (verified owner) –
Love this strain. I keep my smoking only in the evening – 99 problems allows me to mellow out happily with TV or my thoughts, and then drift blissfully into a full night’s sleep. Love 99!
Eric Stahl –
I tried the Littles of 99 Problems. I had long avoided this strain, due to the name (I guess I don’t get the reference), and that I am prone to anxiety. This is very good medicine! Powerful, uplifting, and mood elevating! Encourages my open and clear communication, I feel ready for anything, but not edgy. This is the perfect Sativa-dominant experience, with a very gentle come-down. If ya feel blue, this will lift you. Stuck creatively? This will get you flowing again. Great flavors and aromas, as usual from GrowHeathy. Amazing strain.
Erica Carlton (verified owner) –
In my opinion, 99 Problems in flower form is a STANDOUT! I love this strain to get medicated and focused, first thing of a morning. It always energizes me and helps give me that boost of get up and go.
Cecelia J Maser (verified owner) –
My new fav! First thing in the morning smoking this flavor is a great way to start your day.
Amber DeMonbreun –
This strain has never disappointed! Nice even and lifted mood, not too tired and not too overstimulated. Highly recommended
Anne (verified owner) –
Waited until I tried 3 different batches of this strain and at 21%, 23% and 27.8%, all of them were unimpressive as far as smell, taste and most importantly, potency. For me, it just didn’t do much and I had to mix it with some others I prefer like White 99, Durban Dawg, Queso Perro, and Silicon Valley to get the desired effects. Since GrowHealthy has me spoiled with those others, I won’t get this strain again. It’s a little too dry for me and I needed to use some moisture packets to help get it from being too brittle. I’m judging hard, but that’s what I’m here to do… Solid 3 stars overall for having nice little buds packed with crystals. I would recommend atleast trying this strain once, but it should be low on your list to try in my opinion. I tend to like indicas more than sativas.
Kenny K –
Checks all the boxes. No reason not to order this
William Mellon (verified owner) –
My top favorite Sativa so far. Flower and ground have been my go to. Great for daytime or night. Satisfied… relaxed. Beautiful stuff.
David –
Awesome strain. I know they list it as a sativa but it honestly feels like a balanced hybrid. I would say that his strain is more uplifting than it is energizing. You’ll totally feel a little stoned after the peak
Annie B. –
my favorite sativa GH carries! Energizing and uplifting. Great Euphoric effects.
Jean (verified owner) –
Oh yeah, everything a good Sativa should be.
DJ-BLAZE1 –
Im a indica guy but man 99 Problems is one of my most favorite sativa. Not sure why it says causes anxiety but it does the opposite for me and smashes it. Bud are huge colas, beautiful looks blue with purple hairs and violets accents. I would recommend you try this strain at least once. Especially if they don’t have your favorite indica. Thanks GH⛽️🔥💪
MICKY (verified owner) –
IT IS A BEUTIFUL THING
john kopp –
I found it helpful both day and nite. the look and smell are fantastic and the flavor very good to excellent. For the effects were very relaxing , slightly energizing and euphoric as well. BATCH WAS 27% so getting relief def. wasnt a PROBLEM!
Darryl (verified owner) –
This strand seems to work real well does everything they say it does and then sell at 27% THC excellent keep up the good work grow healthy
Darryl (verified owner) –
My last review came out wrong this talking text sometimes comes out wrong what I meant to say then some instead of what it does say I’m sorry this Strand is very good one of my favorites
Billy –
MY FAVORITE
Cheryl LaFleur (verified owner) –
Great Strain for pain and chronic fatigue. Will help with doing tasks. Good taste. Really like it for Florida Strains. Anyone remember Wookie Girl excellent reminds me a little of that but Wookie Girl if it ever comes back “the best in Florida”. Great Place Great Service.
Eddie Villena –
Amazing sativa strain. I was focused and alert while i watched my show something that is hard for me since i tend to distract easily. It gave me a trippy head buzz which i loved and it took my back pain away.
Reviewer1 –
99 problems is the stuff you need when you have 99 problems to solve. It’s amazing!
Denise (verified owner) –
Hands down my favorite. I can 100% count on this strain alone to relieve pain without being weighed down. I can clean and file papers for hours and actually stay bright and feeling great!
Michael Spargo (verified owner) –
BEST SATIVA from any dispensary in lee county I repeat the best if ur looking for that uppity energy evan a little raciness or paranio this is my fav sativa and I’ve had my card over a year GROW HEALTHY please keep ur original strains like this one and strawberry haze and jelly bean
Erik –
Great Cure!! One Giant bud at 3.5g exactly!! Sticky, Sparkling & Smells of Fresh Citrus. Amazing effects as well. Beautiful, heavy euphoria while energizing the body. Definitely would get this strain again. ALSO….Sarasota location is AMAZING!! Great staff, always friendly. The Best part, I just picked up two eighths for basically the SAME price as one eighth at Trul**ve and they’re both MUCH better quality. If you’re going somewhere else for your flower, you’re doing it wrong!! Keep up the incredible work GH!!
JoeTokes –
One of my favorite buds here it’s almost never not delicious. Wake &bake, lunch time, afternoon awesome effects
Vince –
Respectfully agree with my fellow Vets response. Surprised to be sure and agree notably about the obvious THC kick being higher than advertised. It will never be 70/80s FL flower time again, but for the time being is a highest recommendation of this product?
Wahuhi –
Finally a flower that isn’t bone dry! This was the first flower I’ve bought from a FL dispensary in the 2 years I’ve had my card that has been sticky & fresh. It doesn’t have that harsh burnt taste and feel and doesn’t crumble like the rest. FINALLY found what I have been looking for.
Joshua Ryan –
By far, this is the best Sativa hands down.
I have smoked quite a few Sativa’s, but always seem to make me more anxious.
However, this one is my now “Go-To” for starting my day & get to busting butt on da job 😅
I for sure am going to pick this back up!
As I said, #1 “Go-To”, w-burst of energy (better than Starbucks) & keeps backpain away, while also brightening the start of the DayZ ‘Wake & Bake’
Pls GH ; Keep this on your Roster, along w-WG, QP & as for taste, some SH…
😊-☺️-😁
J Spence –
Please explain to me how 2 hybrid flowers White 99 & Stardawg make a sativa??!!
deadintheeyes –
Definitely a very intense sativa feeling at the beginning which gradually slows down to a chill cerebral feeling. It’s very energizing and doesn’t make you feel too stoned which I like. Definitely a great daytime strain, for anyone new I’d advise them to take it easy on this one.
J –
“Real” Dank Bud. If you are after effects over everything else this is a great choice.
Jesika Piller –
This is the best strain I’ve had by far, I had smoked b4 work and kicked butt, then came home and cleaned my entire ro including dusting & wiping glass, then dishes and litter box and the list goes on, now 12am and I’m not even tired!! So def need some indica Gummies to sleep after!! Also keep me focused and but chill at the same time…will def buy again and again!!
B-lo€9~ –
Ain’t enough words 🔥☁️9
Grow Stealthy –
I tried this strain back in 2022 when it came around, and I really liked the sativa leaning effects and Old School vibes it reminded me of. Most of 2022 it was not in stock, flash Forward to now it’s back in stock and it seems a little different than I remember but it’s pretty much the same nice clean energizing High. This batch really has the structure of white 99 and it honestly reminds me of white 99 in the effects just without the slight sedation I feel from the white 99. This one is a little more energetic however white 99 is perhaps my favorite strain grow healthy offers. I really like smoking and alternating between 99 problems and white 99 throughout the day to stay high. Grow healthy nailed it with this version of 99 problems, whoever is in charge over there knows they’re doing it right and they’re offering us really nice products in this Florida program, and at a really nice value so kudos to grow healthy and all over there thank you.